I wonder sometimes what her life is like. What does she do when she wakes up? Does she take a shower right away or does she have her coffee first? Does she brush her teeth in the morning before the coffee or after? Does she take a shower before the coffee or after? I think she takes the shower after the coffee, from what I can tell, but I wonder how her makeup is already done before she has the coffee, and she looks so put together. It makes me wonder, does she just always look that good? She always sounds good. I know the shower doesn’t affect your speech or the sound of your voice, you know.
I did always wanna get a boat. I wonder if I’ll ever be able to. I don’t live by water right now, close enough that I would want a boat. I would want my boat to be in my backyard. And I would like the water to be in my backyard too. I don’t think that’s possible in Hawaii, though. Because the water just comes up to the beach, and you have to be wary of bad weather, so you can’t really have a dock on the beach on the ocean, can you? I mean, maybe you could if it was behind a coral reef, but isn’t that like protected land? I guess you’d have to just put your boat in the harbor and drive over there.
That’s what you have to do in Chicago. I don’t think I’d want a boat in Chicago, though. The weather’s not warm most of the year. It’s not fun being on a boat when it’s cold outside. I mean, I guess it could be fun, but I only like those stormy sea trips once in a while.
You know those stormy sea trips? You gotta drink a lot of Jack Daniels on those trips, if you know what I’m saying. You might need an apprentice on your boat, too, so you can have the apprentice drive the boat when you get tired of driving it. I’d probably pick a doctor to be the apprentice if I was the boss of the mafia because I owned a bunch of hotels and golf courses and casinos all over the world. I would probably be the boss of the mafia if I did that, and then I would ask them to elect me president of the United States of America. so we can mafia up the whole country. And then the apprentice would come in at the end and clean it all up, you know, drain the swamp of medicine where corporations are trying to prevent diseases from being cured so they can keep making money off of them.
It’s a sad world when the doctor will go into the room and say, hola, senor, or hola, amigo, and just walk right out without examining the patient or talking to them in Spanish. And then the doctor claims he’s fluent in Spanish, but he doesn’t have the ID badge that says you’re fluent in Spanish that all the residents who are fluent in Spanish have to take a test to get. But this doctor doesn’t use the translator on all the Spanish-speaking patients because he claims to be fluent, but the only thing he ever says is hola, senor, hola, amigo. It’s pretty sad.
So sad I had to tell the cartel about this doctor, Parag Amin, DO, P-A-R-A-G space A-M-I-N, He lives in Chicago and abuses Spanish people nonstop. I think the cartel needs to do something about it. I already reported him to the Illinois State Medical Board, the FBI, the Illinois Attorney General, Federal Attorney General Pam Bondi, Vice President JD Vance, who’s from Middletown, Ohio, like me. President Donald Trump, who was the host of the TV show The Apprentice, Joe Biden, the former president and former vice president, who’s best friends with my first girlfriend’s dad, Stephen Donohoe, who owned an ambulance company in Delaware with his wife, Rosaria Donohoe, who both live in Chicago. And then I also told Kelly Donohoe, who’s Ashley’s sister and best friends with Ashley Biden, who’s Joe Biden’s favorite daughter. You know, Joe Biden, the former president of the United States of America.
It’s kind of a big deal about all the people I know, who know about all this medical fraud already, and they’re just waiting to see if the government actually does anything about it. I did get a call from the Ohio Attorney General about similar complaints I made about the Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center and Select Specialty Hospitals in Ohio and MedOne Healthcare Partners, a corrupt medical organization in Ohio.
So we’ll see what the government does, because if they don’t do anything, I’m just gonna go public in November when it’s election season and make sure no Republican gets elected whatsoever.
Yeah, I’m a big-time mafia boss. I know Corleone. If you don’t even know Corleone… And that Corleone’s a real person. I guess you probably think it was Al Pacino calling me, but I know Al Pacino’s voice because I’ve seen The Devil’s Advocate. I’ve seen The Godfather. I’ve seen The Godfather Part II. I’ve seen Carlito’s Way. My best friend’s name is Carlito, by the way. I’ve also seen Scent of a Woman. I’ve also seen The Godfather Part III.
I also wrote The Godfather Part IV. I also wrote The Godfather Part V. I also wrote The Godfather Part VI. I also wrote The Godfather Part VII. I also wrote The Godfather Part VIII. I also wrote The Godfather Part IX. I also wrote The Godfather Part X. I also wrote The Godfather Part XI. I also wrote The Godfather Part XIII.
This is The Godfather Part XIII. Why? Because it ends on Part XIII. That’s when the mafia’s back to full force, and we don’t need to make movies. We don’t need to make silly movies about ourselves anymore, because we’re in control of our future. We’re in control of our destiny. And no witch bitch that can tell how much stool is in our fecal vault knows anything else about our future ever again.
