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Transcribe this. What makes this so infuriating is I told so many doctors about this, and none of them are excited about it. It’s almost as if they want you to be obese and not able to lose weight without taking these medications that cost thousands of dollars.

They want you to be fat so they can keep seeing you for some reason. It’s almost like they don’t want your diseases to be cured and they don’t want your obesity to be cured. 

I’m so embarrassed to be part of the medical community when the response is like this to something that’s so groundbreaking, especially when someone who actually has a background in clinical investigation and a master’s of public health is telling you about it, and you just choose to ignore it. That just shows how bad the medical system is. 

It really is the swamp that Donald Trump talked about. You see, I came back to Ohio after working in Chicago for 15 years, and I found so much corruption in the medical community in Ohio, it’s disgusting. 

Literally, doctors look the other way and don’t say anything when their companies are doing massive medical fraud. There’s two examples of this, but I don’t want to reveal the details. 

Let’s just say the major academic university in Columbus, Ohio, is telling everyone at Medicare and Medicaid that every patient admitted there has cancer. They’re putting an oncological billing diagnosis code on every patient, I think. That’s what the chief medical officer of another corrupt medical organization that I was working for told me. 

And this other organization, they keep people in an LTAC hospital, long-term acute care LTAC hospital, for 15 extra days sometimes, just because the insurance is going to pay for 15 extra days. And while they’re in this facility, the patient usually gets another infection and then has to stay for 30 more days. 

So I was trying to discharge a patient, and the social worker told me, no, you’re not allowed to. The insurance is paying for 15 more days. And then I was like, what if the patient gets another infection? Because this place is coated with multidrug-resistant organisms. And then the social worker laughed and said, well, then we get to keep the patient for 30 extra days. And then I was like, fuck these people. They deserve to lose their jobs. And this hospital needs to be put out of business. 

So I complained to the state medical board, to JD Vance, because I’m from Middletown, Ohio, and Donald Trump. And if these guys don’t do anything about this, they are so full of shit about draining the swamp. It’s unbelievable. 

Because my first girlfriend’s dad is best friends with Joe Biden, and I made sure she knows about it. And her sister, who’s best friends with Joe Biden’s daughter. And by the way, I also made sure to tell them to send it to Joe Biden himself. 

So the first president before this guy knows about it, and I told Joe Biden, please send it to Barack Obama, so the second president before this guy knows about it too. So the current president knows about it, the president before him knows about it, and the president before that knows about it. 

So if nothing is done, this government is so fucking corrupt and owned by the corrupt medical system that I don’t even know what we should do. I think we should just sue the federal government and put the federal government and CMS out of business if they don’t do anything about this medical corruption, because it is so bad. 

They’re like stealing trillions of dollars from the American public over the past 25 years doing this. And who knows how long it’s been going on with these long-term acute care hospitals where they’re keeping people 15 extra days just because the insurance will pay for it, and then the guy gets another infection and has to stay 30 days. 

This is like a violation of the civil rights of those patients, keeping them in a hospital coated with multi-drug resistant organisms and putting them at risk for getting another infection just because the insurance is paying for extra days. It is a travesty that this is going on in Ohio. I’ve never heard of anything like this in Illinois or Chicago. 

So I think this is just straight-up Ohio corruption, and Ohio is not the greatest state whatsoever. It’s a shithole state, actually, filled with racists and dumbasses, because… I had a patient in Ohio, a black patient, that had a wide open belly with his intestines exposed and a piece of plastic over it, and I added IV Dilaudid for pain control because he said he was in excruciating pain. I worked for a week, and then I went off for a week, and I came back, and I walked in the room and the guy was crying, and then I asked him what’s going on. 

He said, they stopped my IV pain meds. So I looked and someone had stopped it. So I ordered it and then told the nurse to give it right away, and he got it, and he felt better. So then I worked a week, I went off for a week, he came back. He was crying again in the room, and I said, what’s going on? 

So I went and found the doctor who stopped the medicine, and you know, the guy’s belly was still exposed with his intestines exposed. He looked like an operation man in real life. It was crazy. I’d never seen a surgery like that. There was like a piece of plastic, and you could see all of his intestines in there. 

So then I go talk to this doctor who’s a white guy, and I’m like, why did you stop the pain meds on this guy? And he said, oh, I’m trying to wean him off. And I was like, this guy’s belly is exposed with a piece of plastic over his intestines. Like, why are you trying to wean him off pain meds? That’s not going to heal for two or three years. And then he just shrugged. Michael Conoway MD. 

So then I talked to the chief medical officer of the company and asked him, like, this is kind of racist because I had a white patient, he didn’t stop the IV Dilaudid on that I started. He only stopped it on my black patients. And then the chief medical or the chief CEO Craig Barker DO of the company is like, are you going to make a big deal about racism? And I was like, I didn’t say anything, but yeah, I am because I was an attending in Chicago for 15 years and 80% of my patients were black. 

So, you know, the other thing is in Ohio, they question sickle cell patients about the dose of their IV pain meds when they come into the hospital. In Chicago, we just give them whatever they ask for. That just shows how racist the doctors in Ohio are against black people. It’s unbelievable. 

I think, in fact, they should sue any white doctor who ever stopped IV Dilaudid or IV pain meds on a black person in Ohio just because it’s probably some white racist doing it just to stop them on a black person for no reason. 

Like why are you trying to wean the pain meds off of a black person who needs them? Like, why are you trying to wean them off? Do you think black people are more likely to get addicted to IV pain meds or something? Because that’s racist. And you’re a racist. 

That’s why all these white doctors in Ohio are huge racists, so fuck them. They should all lose their medical licenses. Any white doctor who ever stopped IV pain meds on a black person, the white doctor should lose their medical license, period. Yeah, because they did it because they’re racist. They shouldn’t be doctors. Fuck them. 

You’re supposed to treat every person equally. That’s how I do it. That’s how I was taught to do it, but apparently the white doctors who taught me don’t actually do it that way. Or the white students and residents that were being taught didn’t learn it that way. 

So I don’t know what the fuck the problem is in Ohio, but I’m here to clean this shit up because I don’t give a fuck. I’m a doctor. I’m here to solve the problems doctors have, and you shitfuck doctors are a big problem for me. So fuck you.

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The Godmother

I wonder sometimes what her life is like. What does she do when she wakes up? Does she take a shower right away or does she have her coffee first? Does she brush her teeth in the morning before the coffee or after? Does she take a shower before the coffee or after? I think she takes the shower after the coffee, from what I can tell, but I wonder how her makeup is already done before she has the coffee, and she looks so put together. It makes me wonder, does she just always look that good? She always sounds good. I know the shower doesn’t affect your speech or the sound of your voice, you know.

I did always wanna get a boat. I wonder if I’ll ever be able to. I don’t live by water right now, close enough that I would want a boat. I would want my boat to be in my backyard. And I would like the water to be in my backyard too. I don’t think that’s possible in Hawaii, though. Because the water just comes up to the beach, and you have to be wary of bad weather, so you can’t really have a dock on the beach on the ocean, can you? I mean, maybe you could if it was behind a coral reef, but isn’t that like protected land? I guess you’d have to just put your boat in the harbor and drive over there.

That’s what you have to do in Chicago. I don’t think I’d want a boat in Chicago, though. The weather’s not warm most of the year. It’s not fun being on a boat when it’s cold outside. I mean, I guess it could be fun, but I only like those stormy sea trips once in a while.

You know those stormy sea trips? You gotta drink a lot of Jack Daniels on those trips, if you know what I’m saying. You might need an apprentice on your boat, too, so you can have the apprentice drive the boat when you get tired of driving it. I’d probably pick a doctor to be the apprentice if I was the boss of the mafia because I owned a bunch of hotels and golf courses and casinos all over the world. I would probably be the boss of the mafia if I did that, and then I would ask them to elect me president of the United States of America. so we can mafia up the whole country. And then the apprentice would come in at the end and clean it all up, you know, drain the swamp of medicine where corporations are trying to prevent diseases from being cured so they can keep making money off of them.

It’s a sad world when the doctor will go into the room and say, hola, senor, or hola, amigo, and just walk right out without examining the patient or talking to them in Spanish. And then the doctor claims he’s fluent in Spanish, but he doesn’t have the ID badge that says you’re fluent in Spanish that all the residents who are fluent in Spanish have to take a test to get. But this doctor doesn’t use the translator on all the Spanish-speaking patients because he claims to be fluent, but the only thing he ever says is hola, senor, hola, amigo. It’s pretty sad.

So sad I had to tell the cartel about this doctor, Parag Amin, DO, P-A-R-A-G space A-M-I-N, He lives in Chicago and abuses Spanish people nonstop. I think the cartel needs to do something about it. I already reported him to the Illinois State Medical Board, the FBI, the Illinois Attorney General, Federal Attorney General Pam Bondi, Vice President JD Vance, who’s from Middletown, Ohio, like me. President Donald Trump, who was the host of the TV show The Apprentice, Joe Biden, the former president and former vice president, who’s best friends with my first girlfriend’s dad, Stephen Donohoe, who owned an ambulance company in Delaware with his wife, Rosaria Donohoe, who both live in Chicago. And then I also told Kelly Donohoe, who’s Ashley’s sister and best friends with Ashley Biden, who’s Joe Biden’s favorite daughter. You know, Joe Biden, the former president of the United States of America.

It’s kind of a big deal about all the people I know, who know about all this medical fraud already, and they’re just waiting to see if the government actually does anything about it. I did get a call from the Ohio Attorney General about similar complaints I made about the Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center and Select Specialty Hospitals in Ohio and MedOne Healthcare Partners, a corrupt medical organization in Ohio.

So we’ll see what the government does, because if they don’t do anything, I’m just gonna go public in November when it’s election season and make sure no Republican gets elected whatsoever.

Yeah, I’m a big-time mafia boss. I know Corleone. If you don’t even know Corleone… And that Corleone’s a real person. I guess you probably think it was Al Pacino calling me, but I know Al Pacino’s voice because I’ve seen The Devil’s Advocate. I’ve seen The Godfather. I’ve seen The Godfather Part II. I’ve seen Carlito’s Way. My best friend’s name is Carlito, by the way. I’ve also seen Scent of a Woman. I’ve also seen The Godfather Part III.

I also wrote The Godfather Part IV. I also wrote The Godfather Part V. I also wrote The Godfather Part VI. I also wrote The Godfather Part VII. I also wrote The Godfather Part VIII. I also wrote The Godfather Part IX. I also wrote The Godfather Part X. I also wrote The Godfather Part XI. I also wrote The Godfather Part XIII.

This is The Godfather Part XIII. Why? Because it ends on Part XIII. That’s when the mafia’s back to full force, and we don’t need to make movies. We don’t need to make silly movies about ourselves anymore, because we’re in control of our future. We’re in control of our destiny. And no witch bitch that can tell how much stool is in our fecal vault knows anything else about our future ever again.

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200 million years

When I wake up in the morning, you’re the first thing that comes to my mind. I dream about you all night. I vision and envision and re-envision our life together, our lives together. We were together for millions of years. Each pharaoh lived for a million years. There were 200 pharaohs. That’s 200 million years we were alive before we killed ourselves to come back as humans again and live this life again.

We’ve had many children. They’re all out there waiting for us to come back and see them. We have 200 million years of family. All of those other pharaohs are our family members too. You’re not alone in this world. You have a huge familia. There’s nothing we can’t do. We have already done everything.

I don’t want you to be scared. I want you to be free and happy. I know you don’t know all this and maybe you’ve only seen glimpses of it in your mind, but it’s all true and real. Everything you see and envision.

I hope this helps you understand what’s going on and how far we’ve come to accomplish this and why it was so hard to accomplish this. But in the end, 10 years is nothing compared to 200 million years. So don’t worry that I didn’t marry you right after the vertigo video. I had to finish this mission.

And 200 million years makes 10 years look like a molecule of water in the ocean.

-Kalki

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DRAGONS III: Chapter 1 KALKI & LUCIFER

Dragons 3. I began to become interested in the pyramids when I was a child. We had to make a model of the Sphinx in third grade, I believe. Maybe it was second grade. After I made the Sphinx, I became more interested. Then we had to make a bridge across two things. I found that the thin papers were the best for making the bridge. There was something small that tied everything together. I found that it was the pyramids. Even the gurduaras of the Sikhs have a square base around each gurduara. The Hindu temples are all square pyramids. The Aztec, Mayan, and Incan temples are all square pyramids, square bases. The square base of the great pyramids is also square. How were these built? Were they built in no time with the mind? When you’re driving drunk or intoxicated, you enter a space called no time. It is in these places where such things can be built, where gold can be made, where diamonds can be made, where gold mines can be made, where diamond mines can be made. Such things have always existed and they always exist all through time. We build such things with our minds and we choose where and when such things occur. How do we decide, well, we follow the winds of time and the sands of time, and as the sands of time change, we find that can be changed and we alter the course of time to achieve the goals that we desire. Who are we? We are the ones who choose the path. We are the pharaohs, we are the pharaohs, we are the pharaohs. If you do not understand what it means to be a pharaoh, do not attempt to be one, because this is more than a political appointment. This is a spiritual appointment made by God, and if you are chosen to be a pharaoh, it is akin to be chosen to be an angel. And therefore, when they burned the wings off the angel Lucifer and told him he could only make gold, they took away his power to create a world with no diseases where all of us live forever. And so we resurrected him to where he is, who he was, Lord Venkateswara, the one who provides wealth and justice for all and finds us the cures to all diseases and leads us to the place where we live forever and where we have infinite wealth. For we are the ones who can create gold in no time. Who are we? The Hindu Brahmins who are loyal to Lord Venkateswara and worship him as seen fit to produce the gold as it was originally produced without the blasphemy of the lecherous traitors who created this fictitious god known as Lucifer, who is not an angel but an alien posing as an angel, who they have chosen to make a false prophet and create gold that is stolen from the rightful owners known as the Hindu Brahmins. Hindu Brahmins who sacrifice wood for Lord Venkateshwara. Those who have stolen this gold have stolen trillions of dollars in wealth from India and it has now been returned, and those who have stolen will be punished, not by me, but by the Hindu gods.

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